Barr Breaks Ranks, Confirms that Elvis may be Dead

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In a stunning and unexpected break with his party, Attorney General Bill Barr told Youtube! influencer Up B. Down that the Department of Justice has found “no significant evidence that Elvis is not dead.” “The investigation continues,” Barr said, “but at this point, some of the staff is coming to the conclusion that the King may in fact be gone.”

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