Ben and I have been kicking things around for some time without rancor. I'm sorry that you're not capable of similar restraint.

One of the most obnoxious internet types is the

guy who insults you and then calls you a crybaby for calling him out on it. Those bozos seem to think there's an audience in the schoolyard actually moved by such, er silliness. I don't do that. I attribute your silliness to your being a silly person.

You begin a post with "Ridiculous," punctuate it with "Got it?!" and then accuse me of snark? Talk about rubber and glue!

So, no, I didn't read that post. Would you?