I hate Mitch McConnell. I hold him responsible for breaking the government so badly that people actually thought a human turd like Donald Trump would be better than someone who actually had a clue. These biases may explain why my view of the McConnell Event, for which he apparently sought no medical attention, despite the fact that he was escorted from the mic by Senator/physician Borasso, is someone cynical.

I would have no problem believing on the flimsiest of evidence (beyond his already demonstrated awfulness) that McConnell faked the seizure to make a point about why we should not elect old men to the Presidency. Likewise, it would take even less evidence to convince me that, even if his decline is real, Mitch is allowing it to play out on TV to make the same point.

The man ruined the country. I hope he lives long enough to understand how hated he is for it.