Mike Johnson Grows Up

Reality bites.

Remarkl
4 min readApr 21, 2024

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Baby-faced Mike Johnson has gone through political puberty, and, true to his hormones, he has grown a pair.

Another, wiser Mike famously said that everyone has a game plan until they get punched in the nose. Back-bencher Mike’s plan was to plant his nose firmly up Donald Trump’s butt. Then Speaker Mike got some briefings, and, being more a fool than a moron, he learned why…

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