"Well, he put on a nice suit to make me think he was rich, and I bought it, so I slept with him. Turns out, he lost his job last month and doesn't have two nickles to rub together. I wuz raped."

"He didn't tell me he hates dogs. I would NEVER even suck the dick of a guy who hates dogs, much less let him fuck me."

"When he said he voted for Trump my panties got all gooey. But he's a goddam Lib, a filthy pedophile rapist. Let's go, Brandon!"

Do you really want to bring "He lied to me" into court? Yikes.